Carty's Rant (channeled by Nick) - 2008-10-08 |
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| Hey now, Whenever we play a team like that it means two things. One, I get to pad my stats and two, if I don't want to back check then I don't have to. Goalies don't need to pad their stats, hell they're barely even a part of the team. They just stand their in their matching equipment and do nothing!. You are never on the bench, you always have those damn headphones on and every time I skate by during the game you're telling me to "MOVE!! MOVE!!". And if that's not enough, you weren't even wearing the same coloured jersey us. Fuck you!!!! We don't need you. We picked you up off the street. There's a long list of goalies standing in line to play for the Cats. Tom, Donny, that guy from the Clams, it doesn't matter, hell, we can dress up Chin's or Furlong's baby because that's how good we are. And if all else fails, we'll hang a pair of jogger's from crossbar and still cruise our way to a 4th cup. Let's look at your pitiful performance from last night. First goal, three saves don't mean SHIT unless you can make the fourth one, blindly with Soomer's ass in your face. Second, when we open up the slot and let the guy walk in, that's your cue to get out and make the save, not sit down and watch that point blank slap shot fly top shelf. I think Craiger says it best. It's time to get your head in the game. Time to step it up!!! #76 on the roster, 76% more the chirping Carty P.S. The only reason you got any shut out these past few seasons is because I didn't turn around and fire one past you! |
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